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November 5, 2007

Ewww Times Two

Joe Gottman: Two gags, both of which made me go Ewww.



  1. I think the first gag is just hat there are no artificial colors in the fruit loops

    The second is both and EWWWWW and an OWWWWWWWW

    Comment by Nicole — November 5, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

  2. Fruit Loops have tropical colors. Your milk will have splotches of red and purple (islolated greens), but no browns.

    Comment by Rasheed — November 5, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

  3. oops — I meant that the Fruit loops the dog is eating has no artificial colors — that is what is meant by ‘keeping it real’

    Comment by Nicole — November 5, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

  4. I think he means that Sam the Toucan’s poopin’ in the Froot Loops, hence the brown.

    Isn’t bird poop white? (looks out at duck-decorated front yard)

    Comment by Charlene — November 5, 2007 @ 7:02 pm

  5. There is a brand of bird food that is manufactured as pellets that are colored sort of like Froot Loops: red, yellow, green, and purple. When we tried it on our parrot, we discovered that the dye is not digestible. His poop looked like Spin Art.

    Comment by Tom T. — November 6, 2007 @ 12:24 am

  6. I just figured the bowl was so filthy that it turned the milk brown.

    Comment by Joe — November 6, 2007 @ 8:52 am

  7. Er… I think “keepin’ it real” is like a black thing. Check out definitions 2 and 3 from the Urban dictionary’s page on Keeping it Real. I think the joke is, the milk turned brown, same as a black person’s skin. No Ew there (unless you’re still stuck on WHY the milk is brown), it’s racial humor, not scatological humor.

    Comment by Katheryn — November 8, 2007 @ 6:54 pm

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