There was a time I could actually read that: The summer I was 12, I learned to sight-read Braille, the Russian alphabet, and IBM punchcards (and if you’re under 40, you probably have no idea what I’m talking about).
In any case I haven’t a clue what this says, but I hope I shouldn’t have put this on the Arlo Page.
(This is from the comic strip Unshelved)