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November 19, 2007

The Writers’ (WGA) Strike

This seems rather an obvious solution to me — but I’m sure I’m not the first person to think of it, so there must be some defect in my reasoning that I’m sure somebody will point out to me…

What would be the downside of the writers asking that their payment for a script be increased 30%, or 50%, or 100%, or whatever the appropriate figure might be, and then the hell with the residuals? It comes out to the same money and they’d have it in-hand, and no worries about what the studios claim they’re making money on, or their creative accounting techniques, or new technologies that nobody is anticipating yet (“Oh yeah, we agreed to pay you 6 cents for every DVD sold, but the contract says nothing about holographic presentations”)

I can’t imagine the studios agreeing to this, because it would eliminate some of their potential to screw over their creative people, but still…

There are two inarguable facts: With a long-term contract in effect, new technology will always benefit the studio, because they have physical possession of the completed work; and studio executives have an inherent advantage over writers because the studio executives know business and contracts and the writers know punchlines.

This is by no means a criticism of the writers, of course: Business is easy, comedy is hard.

October 1, 2007

Billo Disapproves

Filed under: Bill Bickel, Billo, CIDU, clowns, comic strips, comics, humor, movies, Stephen Spielberg, Strange Brew — Cidu Bill @ 12:02 am

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August 23, 2007

Second City Kong

Filed under: Bill Bickel, Chicago, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor, King Kong, movies, Strange Brew — Cidu Bill @ 12:01 am

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July 29, 2007

And Let Me Just Add… Carmen Miranda Has NOT Aged Well

Filed under: Bill Bickel, CIDU, comic strips, comics, humor, movies — Cidu Bill @ 12:30 am

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Nicole: I get the joke here, what I don’t understand is why this guy doesn’t simply move over one or two seats. It is clear the theater is completely empty except for these two.

July 18, 2007

Hello?

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July 14, 2007

& yr ltl dg 2

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Well, except the witch was saying “Surrender Dorothy” — that is, “People
of Oz, turn Dorothy over to me” — rather than “Surrender, Dorothy.”

Just for the record, you know…

July 3, 2007

Transformers

Filed under: Bill Bickel, comic strips, comics, movies, Robots, Shortpacked, Transformers — Cidu Bill @ 1:56 am

So we’re eating dinner last night and I happen to mention I have no idea what the concept of the Transformers even is, and my wife says “How can you not know this? You read Shortpacked, don’t you?”

…maybe you had to have been there.

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