Several people sent me this one, so I thought I’d post it here with what I assume is the explanation: When people write Dear Santa letters, they go to Santa. When they write Dear Diary messages, they go to Diary Jones.
Comics I Don’t Understand – This site is now being updated daily at http://www.comicsidontunderstand.com. Please change your bookmark if necessary, and notify any web site with a link to the old address.
- THE COMICS I DONT UNDERSTAND SITE IS NOW AT http://www.comicsidontunderstand.com
comic strips
- Argyle Sweater
- Arlo and Janis
- Bizarro
- Brevity
- Dreamland Chronicles
- Fox Trot
- Frazz
- Funky Winkerbean
- Funky Winkerbean, Daily Snarky Comments About
- It’s Walky!
- Kevin and Kell
- Medium Large (sometimes NSFW)
- Monty
- Mr Boffo
- No Pink Ponies
- Off the Mark
- Out There
- Pardon My Planet
- Perry Bible Fellowship
- PvP Online
- Shortpacked
- Soap on a Rope
- Something Positive
- Strange Brew
- Watch Your Head
- Zits
Special Pages
Archive
May 2024 S M T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Your Most Recent Comments
Folly on New Address Terry Van Hook on Days of Heaven Part 2 Chimalpahin on Sharks 
Mitchell Marks on Used Cars online ca traffic on PB&J how to start a priva… on Plus ca change… Fishing guides Chart… on Cool best Juicer Reviews… on No Doubt Obvious to Pet O… Cidu Bill on New Address Mitchell Marks on New Address Cathy Zeiler on No Doubt Obvious to Pet O… mauricediesendruck on Do I Even Want To Know? wiccanfairy on Would you, or anybody you know… sjguy on I’m Worried About the… creblogger on Welcome to Ernie K-Doe Es… Categories
- 12 Days of Christmas
- 1977
- 2000 elections
- 2008
- 2008 elections
- 2017
- 300
- 5th Wave
- 9 Chickweed Lane
- 9/11
- a cappella
- A Case in Point
- Abandon all hope
- abstract painting
- accents
- ACLU
- Adam
- Adam and Eve
- advice
- airport security
- airports
- Al Gore
- Al Sharpton
- Albania
- albatross
- Alex Rodriguez
- alimony
- Allison Barrows
- aloha
- Alzheimer's
- Amanda
- Amazing Kreskin
- Amazon
- Amber Frey
- American Civil Liberties Union
- American Indians
- Amy Polumbo
- An Inconvenient Truth
- Andy Capp
- anime
- ants
- AOL
- apple
- Argyle Sweater
- Arlo and Janis
- Arlo Page
- arlol
- armed robbery
- arson
- art
- assault
- astrology
- astronauts
- Atlanta Falcons
- atm
- attempted kidnapping
- au pair
- Aunt Fritzi
- Auschwitz
- Australia
- autobiography
- autopsy
- autumn
- avocado
- B.C.
- babies
- Baby Blues
- Baldo
- Ballard Street
- bananas
- banks
- Barack Obama
- Barnes & Noble
- Barney Google
- bars
- baseball
- bathroom
- Batman
- Battlestar Galactica
- beach
- bears
- beastiality
- beavers
- beer
- Beevnicks
- benefit concert
- Benjamin Franklin
- Bert and Ernie
- Better Half
- Better Late Than Never
- Between Friends
- Bible
- Big Bird
- bikinis
- Bill Belichick
- Bill Bickel
- Bill Clinton
- Bill Holbrook
- billionaires
- Billo
- Billy Martin
- birds
- Birmingham Alabama
- birthday parties
- bitch
- Bizarro
- blackmail
- blackouts
- blended families
- blindness
- Bliss
- Blondie
- Bloom County
- Bob Fosse
- Bob Roberds
- book club
- book reviews
- books
- Boondocks
- Boston
- Bound and Gagged
- bounty hunters
- Bourbon Street
- boxing
- boycott
- Braille
- Braless
- bras
- breakfast
- breasts
- Brevity
- British royal family
- Britney Spears
- Broom Hilda
- bulls
- bush
- Bush Administration
- calendars
- California
- California wildfires
- camera
- Camilla
- Canada
- cancer
- candidates' spouses
- candy
- candy canes
- canine envy
- capital punishment
- capitalism
- Carolina Pathers
- cars
- castrati
- Catbert
- Cathy
- cats
- cell phones
- Central Park
- cereals
- ChadWatch
- Chanukah
- charity
- Charles Addams
- Charles Boyce
- Charles Manson
- Charleston
- Charlie Brown
- cheating
- cheesecake
- chia pets
- Chicago
- Chicago Cubs
- Chicago O'Hare International Airport
- child custody
- child molesters
- children
- chili
- Christmas
- Christmas cards
- Christmas Carol
- Christmas carols
- Christmas letter
- Christmas songs
- Christmas sweaters
- Christmas trees
- chromosomes
- church
- CIDU
- cigarettes
- Citizen Kane
- civil rights
- Civil War
- clams
- Clark Kent
- clawfoot bathtub
- Clear Blue Water
- Cleats
- clock
- Close to Home
- clowns
- coffee
- college
- Collin Finnerty
- Colonel Custer
- Columbus
- comic books
- comic strip collections
- comic strips
- comic strips
- comics
- comics that made me groan out loud
- comics that made me laugh out loud
- coming out of the closet
- commercials
- Committed
- Compu-Toon
- computers
- Confessions of a Double Murderer
- conundrum
- cookies
- corn
- Cory Thomas
- costumes
- Courting Disaster
- courtrooms
- cows
- Craig Stebic
- Crankshaft
- crash test dummies
- credit cards
- creepy
- cremation
- crime
- crime news
- Crimeweek
- criminals
- crossdressing gangster parakeets
- crystal balls
- cuckoo clocks
- Curtis
- customer service
- Cynthia Rodriguez
- Dan Didio
- Dan Piraro
- dancing
- dancing robots
- Dante
- Darby Conley
- date rape
- dating
- Dave Blazek
- Dave Coverly
- Dave Evans
- David Willis
- Days of Thunder
- DC Comics
- death
- death penalty
- Death Row
- decaf
- Deep Orifice
- deep-sea divers
- deer
- Demeter
- Denise Brown
- depressing comics
- depression
- despair
- deus ex machina
- diaper
- diaries
- Dilbert
- diner
- diners
- dinosaurs
- Divine Comedy
- divorce
- doctors
- Dog Eat Doug
- dogfighting
- Dogs
- dolphin
- domestic partnerships
- Donald Blom
- Donald Trump
- Doonesbury
- Dorothy Gale
- Dr. Fun
- dream sequence
- dreams
- dreidels
- Drew Peterson
- driving
- droopy drawers
- Dru Sjodin
- drugs
- drums
- Duke University
- dung beetles
- DVD
- dwarfs
- dying
- e.t. -the extraterrestrial
- Earth
- Ed Koch
- Edgar Winter Group
- editorial cartoons
- elections
- electric blankets
- elephants
- emoticons
- emotional abuse
- Energizer Bunny
- entertainment
- entrapment
- erectile dysfunction
- Erin Go
- Ernie K-Doe
- Esmay
- ESPN
- ethnic humor
- evangelical cavemen
- evidence
- Ewww
- exercise
- exercise bikes
- extinction
- F-Minus
- false crime reports
- Family Circus
- Far Side
- Father's Day
- fatherhood
- fax
- FBOFW
- federal sentencing guidelines
- feminine hygiene
- field goals
- Fifth Amendment
- film
- fingerprints
- firefighters
- firemen
- first aid
- Fisher-Price
- flies
- flirtation
- flowers
- FOIA
- food
- football
- For Better or For Worse
- Ford to City: Drop Dead
- foreclosures
- foreign language
- Fort Sumter
- fortune tellers
- found objects
- Fox Trot
- Francesco Marciuliano
- Frank Cho
- fraud
- Frazz
- Fred Goldman
- Free Ride
- Freedom of Information Act
- Freud
- Freudian symbolism
- frogs
- Funk Winkerbean
- Funky Cancercancer
- Funky Winkerbean
- funnies
- Futurama
- G.B. Trudeau
- gadoosh
- gangsters
- Garden of Eden
- gardening
- Garfield
- Gasoline Alley
- General Motors
- genie
- George Bush
- George Costanza
- George Steinbrenner
- George W. Bush
- Gerald Ford
- German
- Germany
- Get Fuzzy
- getaway
- ghosts
- gift certificates
- Gil Thorpe
- Girls & Sports
- Gitmo
- global positioning systems
- global warming
- God
- Godfather
- golf
- Gong Show
- gophers
- Governor Jon Corzine
- GPS
- graffiti
- grandfather paradox
- Grandpa Jim
- Granthony
- Great Pumpkin
- Greek mythology
- Greenwich Village
- greeting cards
- Greg Evans
- grief
- Grim Reaper
- Grinch
- Guantanano Bay
- Guardian Angels
- Guilty
- Guy & Rod
- Hades
- Halloween
- Hamburger Helper
- hammers
- hammock
- hanging chads
- Hannukah
- Hanukkah
- Harry Potter
- hate crimes
- headlines
- Heart of the City
- Heathcliff
- Heaven
- Heimlich maneuver
- helmets
- hemisphericals
- Herb and Jamal
- Herman
- HGH
- Hilary Price
- Hillary Clinton
- history
- hit man
- hit the hay
- hit the sack
- Hitler's bedspreads
- hmo
- ho
- Hogwarts
- holiday
- holiday cards
- Hollywood
- Holocaust
- Home on the Strange
- Homeland Security
- homeless
- homework
- homosexuality
- horses
- horseshoes
- hospitals
- hot dog
- Howard Cosell
- hula skirt
- humor
- Hump Day
- Humpty Dumpty
- Hungary
- hunting
- Hurricane Katrina
- Hurricane Rita
- ice cream
- icebergs
- identity theft
- If I Did It
- immigration
- imperialism
- in heat
- In the Bleachers
- income tax
- indecent exposure
- Indiana University
- Indians
- insanity defense
- instructions
- internet
- internet searches
- interviews
- It's Walky
- ivory
- Jack McClellan
- Jack o'Lanterns
- Jamie Lynn Spears
- Jan Eliot
- Jef Mallet
- Jeff Gordon
- Jeff Stahler
- jelly
- Jena Louisiana
- Jeri
- Jerry Scott
- Jesse Jackson
- Jessica Lunsford
- Jewish holidays
- Jim Borgman
- Jim Davis
- Jimmy Carter
- Jimmy Johnson
- Joe Martin
- Joe Torre
- jogging
- John Couey
- John Deering
- John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
- John Mark Karr
- John McCain
- Johnny Hart
- Jonathon Edington
- JonBenet Ramsey
- Jose Canseco
- judges
- Jump Start
- jurors in love
- jury duty
- justice
- Kathleen Savio
- Katie Poirier
- Kenneth P. Moritsugu
- Kevin and Kell
- kickers
- kidneys
- king
- King Kong
- kissing
- Kit 'n' Carlyle
- knights
- koalas
- Koran
- Kosuke Fukudome
- Kowalski's head
- Krystian Bala
- Kurt Vonnegut
- Laci Peterson
- lattes
- laundry
- law
- law enforcement
- lawsuits
- LAX
- Least I Could Do
- leaves
- Leigh Rubin
- Leonard Bernstein
- Les Moore
- lesbians
- Liberty Meadows
- libraries
- library
- lifeboat
- Lifetime Network
- lightning
- Lindsay Lohan
- Lindy Chamberlain
- lingering illnesses
- Linus van Pelt
- Lio
- lions
- lipstick
- Lisa Moore
- Lisa Nowak
- Lisa Stebic
- literary references
- Liza Minelli
- lobbyists
- lol
- Loose Parts
- Lord Voldemort
- Los Angeles
- Los Angeles International Airport
- Lost in Space
- love seats
- love triangle
- Luann
- luau
- Lynn Johnston
- m&m's
- Mafia
- magic quarters
- male enhancement
- Mallard Fillmore
- mannequins
- manual transmission
- maps
- Mardi Gras
- Mario Cuomo
- Mark Fuhrman
- Mark Geragos
- Mark Parisi
- Mark Tatulli
- Mark Trail
- marriage counselor
- Martin Luther King
- Marvin
- Mastercard
- mastodons
- math
- Matt Dalton
- Maxim
- McDonalds
- Meaning of Lila
- media
- medication
- Medium Large
- Melanie McGuire
- memorabilia
- menorahs
- mental illness
- mentalists
- mice
- Michael Fry
- Michael Vick
- Michigan
- Microsoft Windows
- microwave ovens
- Midnight Macabre
- Mike Nifong
- military
- milkshakes
- Mini Cooper
- Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
- misdemeanor reckless conduct
- Miss America
- Miss New Jersey
- missing children
- missing women
- Mister Boffo
- Mister Magoo
- Mitchell Report
- Mitt Romney
- Moderately Confused
- Mom's
- money
- Monica Lewinsky
- monkeys
- Montgomery Alabama
- Monty
- moon
- mooning
- Mormons
- morning sex
- Mother Goose
- Mother's Day
- mother-in-law
- movies
- Mr Boffo
- Mrs. Robinson
- Muppets
- murder
- murders
- museums
- music
- Muslims
- Mutts
- NAACP
- Nancy
- Nancy comic
- nanny
- NASA
- Native Americans
- nativity
- Natural Selection
- Nazis
- Nebraska
- New England Patriots
- New Jersey
- New Year's Eve
- New York City
- New York Jets
- New York Post
- New York Yankees
- Nicole Brown Simpson
- Night of the Living Dead
- No Pink Ponies
- Noah's Ark
- Nobel Peace Prize
- Non Sequitur
- not safe for work
- nothing
- NSFW
- nudity
- nuns
- nursery rhymes
- nursing
- O.J. Simpson
- Off the Mark
- Ohio
- Omaha
- One Big Happy
- online sex
- OnStar
- Opus
- orca
- organ donors
- Oscar Mayer weiner-mobile
- Oscar the Grouch
- Out There
- Over the Hedge
- Owen Dunne
- paedophiles
- page views
- pajamas
- panda
- paparazzi
- Pardon My Planet
- pardons
- parenting
- parents
- Paris Hilton
- parking meter
- parks
- parties
- pathos
- Patricia A. Farrell
- pay phones
- peacocks
- peanut butter
- Peanuts
- Pearls Before Swine
- pedophiles
- penguins
- Perry Bible Fellowship
- Persephone
- person of interest
- PETA
- Philadelphia
- photos
- pickpockets
- piercings
- Pinocchio
- pitchers
- pizza
- placebo
- poison control
- poker
- police
- police lineups
- political cartoons
- politically incorrect
- politics
- Polly Klaas
- pomegranates
- pony rides
- poop
- Popsicle Twins
- Popsicles
- portmanteau
- potato
- prayer
- preciosa
- predictions
- pregnancy
- prelude to urban violence
- presidential election
- PreTeena
- Prince Charles
- Prince William
- princess
- Princess Diana
- prisons
- professors
- profiling
- prostitutes
- prostitution
- psychiatry
- psychics
- psychotherapy
- public displays of affection
- pumpkins
- Punchline
- puns
- puppets
- PvP Online
- Questionable Content
- race
- race riots
- racial violence
- radios
- Rae Carruth
- rain
- raking
- Randy Milholland
- rape
- Reade Seligmann
- real estate
- reality programming
- recalled toys
- references to 5th Dimension songs
- Reggie Jackson
- reindeer
- religion
- remarriage
- Renaissance
- restaurants
- restraining orders
- Retail
- Rhymes With Orange
- Riba Rambles
- Rich Tennant
- riots
- road trip
- Robb Armstrong
- Robert Blake
- Robert Frost
- Robert Lovely
- Robin
- Robots
- Rolex
- Ron Goldman
- Rosa Parks
- Rose is Rose
- rosebud
- Roy Pearson
- Rubes
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- rule of three
- Rupert Murdoch
- Safe Havens
- salad
- Sally Forth
- Salmonella
- salt
- Sam Sheppard
- Samantha Runnion
- San Francisco International Airport
- Santa Claus
- savants
- scams
- scatology
- schadenfreude
- school
- school busing
- Scooter Libby
- Scott Hilburn
- Scott Peterson
- scriptwriting
- Scrooge McDuck
- search engines
- second degree murder
- security
- security cards
- Seinfeld
- Selma Alabama
- Senator Larry Craig
- Senator Larry Vitter
- sensei
- sermons
- Sesame Street
- sex
- sex clubs
- sexual metaphors
- sexual offenders
- sexy women at the beach
- shark
- Shawn Hornbeck
- Sherman's Lagoon
- Shoe comic strip
- shoes
- shopping
- shopping malls
- Shortpacked
- Simpsons
- Single and Looking
- Six Chix
- skid row
- skiing
- skool
- skunks
- Slaughterhouse Five
- sleeping judge
- Sluggo
- smoking
- snakes
- Snoopy
- snow
- snow angels
- Snow White
- Soap on a Rope
- soccer
- soda jerks
- solar power
- soldiers
- solicitation
- Something Positive
- Son of Sam
- Sopranos
- Soup to Nutz
- spam
- Spanish
- Sparta
- Speed Bump
- speeding ticket
- spelunking
- Spoiler
- sports
- Sprint
- squirrels
- Stacy Peterson
- stadiums
- stagecoach
- stand-up comics
- Starbucks
- state troopers
- Stephen Grant
- Stephen Spielberg
- steroids
- Steve Miller Band
- Steve Moore
- stock market
- Stolen Vehicle Slowdown
- Stone Soup
- Stonehenge
- Straight No Chaser
- Strange Brew
- strip search
- strippers
- stupid criminals
- stupid crooks
- subways
- Sudoko
- sugar
- Summer Moore
- super heroes
- Superman
- supermarket
- Supreme Court
- surgeon general
- surgery
- surrealism
- Surrender Dorothy
- sushi
- swimming
- swingers
- t-shirts
- talking genitalia
- talking to a brick wall
- tank top
- Tara Grant
- tattoo
- tax law
- taxidermy
- taxis
- teapots
- teddy bears
- teen pregnancy
- teenage sex
- teenagers
- telephones
- television
- television news
- tennis
- terrorism
- terroristic threats
- terrorists
- text messaging
- Thanksgiving
- That's Life
- The Bronx is Burning
- The Graduate
- theatre
- theft
- thermometers
- They'll Do It Every Time
- thongs
- Thoreau
- Thurmon Munson
- ties
- time travel
- Tina's Groove
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- toilet paper
- toilets
- tolerance
- Tom Batiuk
- Tom Lantos
- Tom Toles
- tombs
- Tony Carrillo
- toothpaste
- topless
- topless women
- tourism
- toy stores
- toys
- traffic accidents
- traffic cops
- traffic ticket
- tragedy
- trains
- Tralfamador
- Transformers
- treadmills
- trials
- trials of Job
- triathlon
- trick or treat
- trivia
- tunnel of love
- Tupperware
- turkeys
- U.S. Supreme Court
- udders
- Uncle Scrooge
- unions
- unrelenting misery
- Unshelved
- used cars
- vacuum cleaners
- venison
- ventriloquist
- Verena Dierkes
- Veteran's Day
- Vic Lee
- Victoria's Secret
- videos
- Visa
- VOIP
- Vonage
- waiters
- waitresses
- Wall Street
- Wall Street Journal
- War Against Christmas
- war on terror
- Watch Your Head
- wedding dress
- weird world of crime
- wells
- Westroads Mall
- WGA
- whales
- What Were They Thinking
- Whistler's Mother
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Wiley Miller
- wine
- Winkerbean
- winter
- Wisconsin
- wishes
- witches
- Wizard of Id
- Wizard of Oz
- women's magazines
- Working It Out
- World Series
- Writers' Guild of America
- writers' strike
- x-ray vision
- XY
- Yahoo
- YouTube
- zero tolerance
- Ziggy
- Zits
Meta
Comics I Don't Understand - This site is now being updated daily at http://www.comicsidontunderstand.com. Please change your bookmark if necessary, and notify any web site with a link to the old address. 